Astonishing Victorian-Era Golf Book
Predicted Bullet Trains and Television
by: Steve Smith
Did you hear about the curious little book, first
published in 1892, that predicted bullet trains, digital
watches, television and women's liberation and other
wonders decades before they came to pass?
It's a book that burst into the news in January, 2005
when a rare first edition was sold at auction for more
than $2,000.
The oddest thing about the book is that it is not a
work of science fiction, as we would generally
understand that term, nor some obscure tome of religious
prophecy. Instead it's a novel about, of all things,
golf.
Written by a 19th-century professional Scottish
golfer named J. McCullough, about whom little is known,
"Golf in the Year 2000; or, What We Are Coming To" also
predicted the advent of golf carts and international
golf contests.
Published under McCollough's pen name, J.A.C.K., the
book chronicles the adventures of a character named
Alexander Gibson who falls into a deep sleep in 1892. He
awakens 108 years later into a world, where, among other
things, women dress like men, run businesses and hold
most of the top positions in government.
Gibson also learns, to his considerable delight, that
women do all the work in this society while men play
golf full time. Upon being informed of this, he cries
out that it's "the dream of my former existence come
true! I am, indeed, a lucky man to see it. ... The world
is evidently getting things ship-shape. ... Oh, how I
would like to wake up some of my old chums. I know a few
who would appreciate the arrangement."
But Gibson finds that his beloved golf has been
radically transformed as well. He must adjust to the
existence of driverless golf carts, golf clubs that
automatically register their user's score and jackets
that yell "Fore!" whenever the golfer begins to swing.
He finds the jackets to be particularly annoying, but
it's the rule at every club in Britain: you can't play
unless you wear one.
He also watches -- via a television-like device that
works through an elaborate mirror arrangement -- a golf
competition between Britain and the United States, much
like the Ryder Cup (an event which did not begin until
1927).
And, he learns that wars have ceased, at least among
the European nations, because international disputes are
now settled by ... golf matches.
One thing about golf hasn't changed, Gibson reflects
following a round of golf in which he emerges the
victor--and has to listen to his defeated opponent
grousing about bad luck. "The same old excuses, I
thought. Among all those inventions, surely they might
have got something new in that line."
The main character's adventures in the year 2000 also
include taking a ride in an underground tubular railway,
familiarly called the "tub," and reading about a
London-to-New York speed record of two hours and 32
minutes, achieved by a bullet-type train traveling
underneath the Atlantic Ocean.
Little things, too, amaze him: He no longer has to
shave every day; instead, he brushes a miraculous
compound of some sort over his cheeks once a week and
this is sufficient to keep down his beard. Similarly, he
employs a hairbrush that keeps his hair at whatever
length he prefers, so he never needs to visit a barber
(which is good, since barbers no longer exist).
The appeal of "Golf in the Year 2000" is perhaps
stronger today than it was when it was first published.
Golfing fans enjoy it for its humorous commentary on the
sport as practiced in the 19th century and in the
"future" (our present). General readers have fallen in
love with it, too. Not only is it fun to go through it
count author McCullough's hits and misses on the
predictive front, the book is suffused with a Victorian
charm treminiscent of a Sherlock Holmes story.
Now, the world is rediscovering this little gem of a
book.
In January of 2005, news services reported that an
American collector named James Espinola had paid $2,240
at auction for a first edition of "Golf in the Year
2000". Although Espinola is in the process of selling
off his own immense collection of golf memorabilia, he
was quoted as explaining that he can't resist buying the
occasional "odd thing" at auction--and this was one of
those things.
The Edinburgh auction house of Lyon and Trumbull had
estimated that the book would fetch less than a quarter
of what it ended up bringing. The firm's golf specialist
was quoted as saying that the final price took them "a
bit by surprise."
Although original editions of the book are rare, it
has occasionally been reprinted in facsimile editions.
No one thought to make it available to the vast
audiences of the World Wide Web, though, until recently.
On February 26, 2005, a little over a month following
the news about the auctioned first edition, "Golf in the
Year 2000" made its debut on the Web at
www.golf-in-the-year-2000.com. The full text of this
strange and engaging book is finally available for
anyone, anywhere to read, free of charge.
At the conclusion of the book, the main character
declares that he does not intend to wake up and find
himself back in 1892 again, with his amazing adventure
having all a dream. "No, no; I'm in 2000, and in 2000 I
mean to stay." Like him, the quirky tale of his
adventure seems to have found a secure place in our
time.
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